Mama, I’m Coming Hoooooooooooome

Where’s Ozzy Osbourne when you need him?

I will be descending upon (yes, I got the right preposition, i’m being biblical…be quiet, you) Washington-Dulles Internation Airport at 6:48am on Wednesday, September 6th.  I will be in the US for one month.  My current plans have me getting back on a plane to L.A. on October 3rd to spend some time with my friend Regina, and then finally getting back to Taipei on the morning of Saturday, October 7th, thus giving me the weekend to recover from jet lag before I have to go to work on Monday.

At this point I have not coordinated anything with anybody, so my plans for the month are up in the air.  I will probably spend the first week or so hiding on my parents’ farm, recovering from jet lag, and sorting through any of my possessions which my parents have not yet sold to fund their internation cocaine-smuggling cartel.  Oh, yes, and spending quality time with family.

I am also planning on stampeding through New York and Connecticut like a crazed freeloader, visiting my beloved familial units who have made their abodes there.

Somewhere in there, I will be careening around the DC area with my various friends/lunatics.

I hope to see all of you when I’m there, unless of course you happen to be living in a country on the other side of the world.  Yes, my blog is read internationally!  Woohoo!  Although as far as I know, this blog is only read in five countries (USA, China, Taiwan, Israel and Iraq), so it’s not that international.  Although maybe it says something that all five are currently at war (ok, China and Taiwan haven’t actually done any fighting in a while, but there’s never been a peace treaty, so they’re technically still at war).  Hmmm.  Apparently my blog has a negative effect on world peace.

Oh well.  Who cares?  I’m coming home!

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6 Responses to “Mama, I’m Coming Hoooooooooooome”

  1. Ro Says:

    Yeah!!! Benny is comin back:) I guess Jenn doesn’t need to stow you away in her bags:)

  2. Bill Says:

    I’ll be sure to read it in Kuwait the next time I head out, then you can have a country that is not at war on your list.

    Bill

  3. Ben Says:

    Bill, don’t do that! You will bring horrible doom to all who reside there!

  4. Mitesh Says:

    see you when you get back! you’d best be getting in touch, so I can be considered a lunatic!

  5. Sabrina Says:

    When you get here, be sure to have your people call my people. We’ll do lunch! 🙂

  6. Ben Says:

    Mitesh: You will always be my special lunatic.

    Sabrina: It will be my people’s primary action item.

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